BumbleBee Garage Investors

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Project Investor Pospectus

I don't really have anything to put on this page, but I figured it would be cool to look like I actually care or that we need investors. But the truth is, I am not into sharing, except with my wife of course. You know, the standard 90/10 split where I get the 10 of course and well worth every penny.

That does not leave much for investors. And besides that, who is going to pony up a few million to buy a small percentage of a pile of walmart computers in my garage. I guess there are a few people out there more insane than I am. But I personally would not trust myself with that much money or any money for that matter.

Of course if you want to give me a bag full of cash and see if I can do anything with it, I am willing to accept your generous gift and give you what is left after my shopping spree at CDW.

But what would I do with all that money?

Hell, I started with almost nothing and still have most of that left. So if I had money, I would not know what to do with it. Its not like money will make the programing code get written faster.

But I guess if you don't have a fancy page asking for investors people don't take you seriously. If your next step is not an IPO, then why are you doing it anyway?

Hey BOZO! (meaning me) what, you plan to stay in your garage forever?

As a matter of fact, when I make money money I would like to get a bigger garage. One big enough to work on my cars and run my servers.

There is really no diference between a garage and an office, except the drive to work is much closer. When a server alarm goes of, I just walk to the garage. Don't have to drive to a datacenter. It is actually very convienient.

I know I am a garage startup. But when I am sucessful, I would like to be a garage sucess. I like working from home and I woudl not want to give that up.

I guess if you want to buy my garage you can. But I have enough to get this rolling and am not actively seeking venture capital. But then again, I am not likely to turn my back on it i it shows up at my garage door.

I am willing to accept offers for my entire web business if they are big enough for me to retire and maybe just build hot rods or restore classic cars. But don't make an offer unless you are serious. I have turned down offers as high as $50 for buzztrader.com. Yes, that is absoluely true. I even had an offer as low as $25 and the idiot sent me a check like I would cash it and take the offer.

If you think buzztrader.com is worth a couple hundred dollars, do some research. Or better yet, start your own web 2.0 business and see how far you get with yur $200.00.

That is pretty much the reason I avoid speaking to investors. They think their money is gold and technology is worthless. Weather it's the guy who wants to spend $25 or the ones that have $1,000,000.00, the story seems to be the same. They have no clue whatis involved and they want you to build everything in half the time needed for half of what it costs. Then they want it to make 10 times as much as it can.

As for me, I am just happy to pay my bills and have a few dollars left to work on my project cars in my spare time.